Car Buying Tip For Parents

"Tom McParland" (tommcparland) 04/23/2015 at 09:53 • Filed to: dadlopnik, hot wheels, laldc

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Be careful when what Hot Wheels you buy if your youngster hasn’t yet fully developed their language skills. Last night my 2 1/2 year old is crusing in the shopping car through WalMart holding up his NSX concept saying “And the sex!”

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Tom McParland 04/23/2015 at 09:57

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“Yes, son...You’ll like that too, someday. If you’re lucky, you might even get it more than once!”

cazzyodo > Tom McParland 04/23/2015 at 10:00

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Apparently I had trouble with “fire truck” when I was the same age. I would routinely yell “FIRE FUCK!” with the volume of a very excited child.

We lived across the street from our town’s fire station.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Tom McParland 04/23/2015 at 10:00

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Kinja Sux. Double Post.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Tom McParland 04/23/2015 at 10:00

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I walked thru home depot with my girls telling everyone “you sit” which sounded too much like “you suck”

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Tom McParland 04/23/2015 at 10:03

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If you but them a Countach Hot Wheel, they will develop a taste for blowcaine and hookers.

JGrabowMSt > Tom McParland 04/23/2015 at 10:04

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I only wish I could have witnessed this.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Tom McParland 04/23/2015 at 10:15

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Sooo in blue this car is the sex. This will mark the first time I looked at the NSX and thought dayum that looks tight. (pardon my use of 90s slang and vernacular)

Tom McParland > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 04/23/2015 at 10:19

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The Hot Wheels we snagged was the same blue...but with a sliver stripe down the middle.

PS9 > Tom McParland 04/23/2015 at 11:10

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So he already knows that supercars lead to sex. Your son is an old soul, wise in the ways of this ugly and fickle world.

asenna > Tom McParland 04/24/2015 at 13:24

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“Be careful when what Hot Wheels you buy” ... fully developed their language skills.